1 00:00:11,266 --> 00:00:15,854 PROGRAMMED FOR PLEASURE 2 00:00:16,563 --> 00:00:20,400 Written and directed by FREDERIC LANSAC 3 00:00:33,330 --> 00:00:36,667 I don't know how to start such an extraordinary story... 4 00:00:37,459 --> 00:00:40,796 although I have imagined so many amazing tales... 5 00:00:41,546 --> 00:00:43,048 But this time... 6 00:00:43,465 --> 00:00:44,945 This time it's for real. 7 00:00:44,980 --> 00:00:46,426 It really happened to me. 8 00:01:23,630 --> 00:01:28,093 I'm 32 years old... and what you might call a normal man. 9 00:01:29,136 --> 00:01:30,721 Well... almost. 10 00:01:31,513 --> 00:01:33,515 I have a tremendous sex drive. 11 00:01:36,184 --> 00:01:37,894 Oh, that's lovely. 12 00:01:38,061 --> 00:01:39,855 That's just what I was going to say. 13 00:01:43,066 --> 00:01:44,860 And you haven't seen anything yet. 14 00:01:45,027 --> 00:01:46,528 When I was 14 years old 15 00:01:46,778 --> 00:01:48,780 we had to change the maid every three days. 16 00:01:49,406 --> 00:01:51,533 They didn't have enough time to do the work... 17 00:01:51,568 --> 00:01:53,093 or enough strength. 18 00:01:53,128 --> 00:01:54,619 Well, what do you know! 19 00:01:55,787 --> 00:01:57,289 I've done a lot of traveling. 20 00:01:57,456 --> 00:01:59,791 I've explored just about every whorehouse in the world. 21 00:02:00,709 --> 00:02:05,130 They all got tired of my... "appetite. " 22 00:02:05,422 --> 00:02:07,674 Then one day, I met Sabine. 23 00:03:47,732 --> 00:03:50,444 At long last, I had met the ideal lover. 24 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:54,698 The one I had searched for for so long. 25 00:04:16,887 --> 00:04:19,639 She accepted all my whims... and all my fantasies... 26 00:04:20,307 --> 00:04:21,850 Even the kinkiest ones. 27 00:04:22,809 --> 00:04:24,519 Oh, Sabine... 28 00:04:33,904 --> 00:04:36,031 - Two Vittel waters, please. - Yes, sir. 29 00:04:37,824 --> 00:04:39,659 - Listen... - Yes? 30 00:04:43,872 --> 00:04:45,207 Over there. 31 00:04:45,749 --> 00:04:47,334 - On the right. - okay, thank you. 32 00:04:49,503 --> 00:04:51,963 Come darling, I have to make a telephone call. 33 00:05:59,155 --> 00:06:01,658 Oh, yes... Come! 34 00:06:09,374 --> 00:06:11,626 I'll check what's going on there. 35 00:06:19,551 --> 00:06:22,762 Yes, it's good... 36 00:06:27,183 --> 00:06:28,643 Oh, it's good! 37 00:07:29,454 --> 00:07:31,122 Yes... More! 38 00:07:31,289 --> 00:07:32,624 Yes, harder! 39 00:11:11,342 --> 00:11:13,052 Yes, go on... 40 00:12:25,959 --> 00:12:30,922 Sadly, women are as wavering as the wind, as the saying goes. 41 00:12:31,714 --> 00:12:33,549 Sabine, my dear Sabine, 42 00:12:34,217 --> 00:12:39,138 was starting to get fed up with my gargantuan appetite. 43 00:12:40,223 --> 00:12:41,683 She wasn't the same woman. 44 00:12:41,975 --> 00:12:45,436 She wasn't as willing as she used to be. 45 00:13:17,468 --> 00:13:18,678 Not again! 46 00:13:21,973 --> 00:13:23,016 Oh, no! 47 00:13:35,737 --> 00:13:37,321 Can't I be left alone for 5 minutes? 48 00:13:40,742 --> 00:13:42,368 This guy's going to kill me! 49 00:13:42,403 --> 00:13:43,703 You're beautiful... 50 00:13:44,996 --> 00:13:46,122 Lucky me! 51 00:13:51,961 --> 00:13:53,546 Here we go again! 52 00:14:01,679 --> 00:14:03,306 What about the dishes? 53 00:14:12,231 --> 00:14:13,900 It's just not possible. 54 00:14:19,947 --> 00:14:22,033 Is he ever going to stop? 55 00:14:22,241 --> 00:14:23,576 He's never going to stop! 56 00:14:26,704 --> 00:14:27,914 Enough! 57 00:14:35,463 --> 00:14:37,256 What a bore! 58 00:14:45,932 --> 00:14:47,266 I was a lost man. 59 00:14:48,184 --> 00:14:50,770 No more ideas. No more projects. 60 00:14:51,604 --> 00:14:53,314 I had only one thing on my mind: 61 00:14:53,349 --> 00:14:54,941 How to get her back? 62 00:14:55,983 --> 00:14:57,693 Perhaps with tenderness? 63 00:14:58,236 --> 00:15:00,154 That's how desperate I was! 64 00:15:00,988 --> 00:15:02,198 Tenderness! 65 00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:04,075 Let's try tenderness, then... 66 00:15:04,992 --> 00:15:06,577 I rushed into it blindly. 67 00:15:11,290 --> 00:15:12,291 Sabine? 68 00:15:18,714 --> 00:15:19,757 Sabine? 69 00:15:27,598 --> 00:15:30,268 Come on, Sabine. Don't be childish. 70 00:15:30,977 --> 00:15:32,562 Open the door. 71 00:15:33,729 --> 00:15:34,689 Open the door! 72 00:15:36,190 --> 00:15:37,441 Sabine? 73 00:15:37,692 --> 00:15:39,193 I won't touch you, I swear. 74 00:15:41,237 --> 00:15:42,446 Come on, let me in. 75 00:17:05,780 --> 00:17:08,908 Lost. I was completely lost. 76 00:17:25,424 --> 00:17:27,260 I spent all my time looking for a lay. 77 00:17:28,427 --> 00:17:29,887 Then suddenly... 78 00:17:45,403 --> 00:17:46,404 I had an idea. 79 00:17:47,196 --> 00:17:49,240 Mixing business with pleasure. 80 00:18:04,297 --> 00:18:06,132 I decided to hire myself a secretary. 81 00:18:06,632 --> 00:18:11,304 I interviewed two or three girls before choosing Lucille... 82 00:18:11,339 --> 00:18:14,265 who seemed to have all the qualities required. 83 00:18:18,185 --> 00:18:20,771 FRAMO Temporary Secretarial Agency 84 00:19:30,925 --> 00:19:33,886 If you carry on like this, I won't finish chapter 6 tonight. 85 00:19:37,556 --> 00:19:40,017 - No! - Yes! 86 00:19:40,184 --> 00:19:41,859 - Oh, no! - Oh, yes! 87 00:19:41,894 --> 00:19:45,356 Listen... What about chapter 6? 88 00:19:45,648 --> 00:19:47,615 I'll never finish it. 89 00:19:47,650 --> 00:19:49,276 - Stop! - You're so pretty! 90 00:19:49,443 --> 00:19:51,487 No... Listen... My work... 91 00:20:23,686 --> 00:20:24,645 There... 92 00:21:21,327 --> 00:21:26,332 "FRAMO Temporary Job Agency. At your service, 24 hours a day" 93 00:21:26,624 --> 00:21:28,876 At last, an advertisement that told the truth. 94 00:21:29,418 --> 00:21:32,880 I appreciated that. I appreciated it immensely. 95 00:21:33,881 --> 00:21:37,885 Lucille just decided to stick it out, whenever I felt like sticking it in. 96 00:22:13,546 --> 00:22:15,339 Don't stop on my account... 97 00:22:17,299 --> 00:22:19,134 Well, if she says she doesn't mind... 98 00:23:10,811 --> 00:23:12,855 I hope you have good insurance. 99 00:23:18,694 --> 00:23:22,156 Oh, yes... Oh, Nicolas! 100 00:23:25,826 --> 00:23:27,369 "Good insurance"... 101 00:23:28,662 --> 00:23:33,083 I was having as much fun with her as with Sabine when our affair began. 102 00:23:46,430 --> 00:23:47,765 You're hurting me! 103 00:26:45,400 --> 00:26:47,528 That was nice... Good job! 104 00:26:49,196 --> 00:26:52,032 Lucille was very sexually frustrated. 105 00:26:52,825 --> 00:26:56,537 Before she met me, she only made love once a day. 106 00:26:58,163 --> 00:26:59,588 Once a day? 107 00:26:59,623 --> 00:27:01,583 With me it was once an hour! 108 00:27:24,565 --> 00:27:25,524 More... 109 00:30:22,034 --> 00:30:22,993 Right! 110 00:30:23,827 --> 00:30:26,747 Chapter 5: The City of Wizards. 111 00:30:29,875 --> 00:30:31,126 It was the end of the world... 112 00:30:32,502 --> 00:30:33,587 Some survivors... 113 00:30:34,671 --> 00:30:35,964 Wizards! 114 00:30:36,548 --> 00:30:38,216 I mean... a new kind of wizards. 115 00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,968 Computers... 116 00:30:42,304 --> 00:30:44,639 Robots that were programmed... for pleasure. 117 00:30:45,557 --> 00:30:48,393 Pleasure was the last refuge for the survivors. 118 00:30:49,311 --> 00:30:50,771 They used it... 119 00:30:53,273 --> 00:30:54,733 Overused it. 120 00:30:55,650 --> 00:30:58,612 They pretended they were the image of a dying race... 121 00:30:59,780 --> 00:31:00,739 But... 122 00:31:00,906 --> 00:31:03,366 Who was to succeed this dying race? 123 00:31:03,950 --> 00:31:04,993 Mutants? 124 00:31:05,911 --> 00:31:07,871 Regenerated people? 125 00:31:08,789 --> 00:31:12,751 In a completely darkened sky... 126 00:31:13,668 --> 00:31:16,046 shone the star of Lansac. 127 00:31:16,081 --> 00:31:17,380 I can't write! 128 00:31:19,174 --> 00:31:21,384 But how long was it going to last? 129 00:31:22,803 --> 00:31:24,346 How long? 130 00:31:28,183 --> 00:31:29,267 Is it okay? 131 00:31:29,935 --> 00:31:33,271 - It's impossible... - Did you take it all? 132 00:31:34,147 --> 00:31:37,901 I can't write any more... I can't move! 133 00:31:38,068 --> 00:31:39,402 Have you finished yet? 134 00:32:09,057 --> 00:32:10,267 Not so fast! 135 00:32:18,567 --> 00:32:19,860 I like that! 136 00:33:15,624 --> 00:33:16,875 Wake up! 137 00:33:34,517 --> 00:33:36,228 Are you sleeping or what? 138 00:33:44,945 --> 00:33:46,404 I'm tired... 139 00:33:47,948 --> 00:33:49,491 I can't take it anymore! 140 00:34:01,836 --> 00:34:03,129 She was sleeping... 141 00:34:03,797 --> 00:34:05,548 Sleeping while I was fully aroused. 142 00:34:06,466 --> 00:34:07,717 They're all alike. 143 00:34:07,752 --> 00:34:08,802 Weaklings! 144 00:34:45,297 --> 00:34:46,298 Lucille? 145 00:34:47,299 --> 00:34:49,551 Lucille? Where are you? 146 00:34:55,849 --> 00:34:56,891 Lucille? 147 00:35:18,413 --> 00:35:22,542 Goodbye. I want to live for a few more months. Lucille. 148 00:35:23,084 --> 00:35:25,879 Get back to your impotent man, you dumb bitch! 149 00:35:52,364 --> 00:35:53,573 I had sunk to the bottom. 150 00:35:54,199 --> 00:35:57,077 No secretary. No mistress. 151 00:35:57,744 --> 00:35:59,162 No desire to work. 152 00:36:00,205 --> 00:36:04,042 I needed some kind of sex god to give me a helping hand. 153 00:36:06,544 --> 00:36:08,922 He did... and so did I. 154 00:36:09,714 --> 00:36:12,557 Byron, a young film director 155 00:36:12,592 --> 00:36:14,969 wanted to shoot a film based on one of my books: 156 00:36:15,004 --> 00:36:16,554 The Insane Planet. 157 00:36:16,846 --> 00:36:18,772 It wasn't all that interesting... 158 00:36:18,807 --> 00:36:22,811 But on the other hand, his collaborator interested me greatly. 159 00:36:23,186 --> 00:36:24,187 Well? 160 00:36:26,106 --> 00:36:27,065 Well what? 161 00:36:28,483 --> 00:36:30,568 Do you like my adaptation or not? 162 00:36:32,195 --> 00:36:34,030 Oh yeah... it's perfect. 163 00:36:36,866 --> 00:36:38,326 Absolutely perfect. 164 00:36:39,494 --> 00:36:40,662 I knew it. 165 00:36:44,082 --> 00:36:45,166 Right! 166 00:36:45,583 --> 00:36:48,002 I'm off. I have an appointment with the producer. 167 00:36:50,338 --> 00:36:52,006 Olga will show you the set designs. 168 00:36:54,050 --> 00:36:55,051 See you later. 169 00:37:10,442 --> 00:37:11,901 Now, this... 170 00:37:12,235 --> 00:37:14,821 This is the capital of the planet Omega. 171 00:37:17,740 --> 00:37:22,787 That's where they launch the rocket... toward... 172 00:37:23,705 --> 00:37:25,415 This setting... 173 00:37:25,832 --> 00:37:28,168 ...is the island of the Leopard Woman. 174 00:37:28,334 --> 00:37:31,129 You see, I have respected your... Well, if you want... 175 00:37:32,338 --> 00:37:33,423 What are you doing? 176 00:40:34,103 --> 00:40:38,566 Olga never returned after that. She sent her designs in by mail. 177 00:40:40,735 --> 00:40:43,154 I began to stare at the postman. 178 00:40:43,189 --> 00:40:45,573 That's how frustrated I'd become. 179 00:41:03,216 --> 00:41:05,551 Then, an idea. 180 00:41:05,843 --> 00:41:08,304 The idea of all time struck me. 181 00:41:39,168 --> 00:41:42,547 The hero of my first novel, The Ideal Servant 182 00:41:42,582 --> 00:41:44,298 constructed a robot. 183 00:41:44,549 --> 00:41:46,050 Why not me? 184 00:41:52,473 --> 00:41:54,315 It was obvious that someone like me 185 00:41:54,350 --> 00:41:57,311 would put the robot to a somewhat different use. 186 00:41:57,979 --> 00:42:00,314 The main thing was to start work. 187 00:42:01,107 --> 00:42:02,316 It took a long time. 188 00:42:02,567 --> 00:42:03,568 Very long. 189 00:42:04,068 --> 00:42:05,194 It was difficult. 190 00:42:05,229 --> 00:42:06,320 Very difficult. 191 00:42:49,238 --> 00:42:51,073 After months of solitude, 192 00:42:51,240 --> 00:42:53,701 many experiments and disappointments, 193 00:42:53,736 --> 00:42:55,661 at last I reached my goal. 194 00:42:55,828 --> 00:42:59,540 Was science-fiction going to turn into real science? 195 00:43:03,711 --> 00:43:05,421 My problems were over. 196 00:43:05,922 --> 00:43:07,924 A female object. 197 00:43:07,959 --> 00:43:09,926 My female object. 198 00:45:38,449 --> 00:45:40,826 I can't describe the joy that overwhelmed me. 199 00:45:41,327 --> 00:45:43,544 I decided to name her Kim. 200 00:45:43,579 --> 00:45:45,539 After an old movie heart-throb. 201 00:45:59,595 --> 00:46:04,058 God created woman. I created Kim. 202 00:46:04,093 --> 00:46:05,434 We were even. 203 00:46:05,810 --> 00:46:07,812 Not having known Eve, 204 00:46:07,979 --> 00:46:10,356 I couldn't compare her with Kim. 205 00:46:10,391 --> 00:46:11,691 Eve bit into the apple. 206 00:46:11,857 --> 00:46:15,319 But I had bigger plans for Kim. 207 00:46:30,584 --> 00:46:31,794 Suddenly... 208 00:46:32,336 --> 00:46:33,796 there was a doubt. 209 00:46:34,213 --> 00:46:36,048 Had I programmed her correctly? 210 00:46:42,054 --> 00:46:44,932 Then my doubts vanished. She was programmed just right. 211 00:49:59,335 --> 00:50:00,294 One thing was certain. 212 00:50:00,461 --> 00:50:02,546 She was better than an inflatable doll. 213 00:50:02,838 --> 00:50:06,550 I decided to let her get acquainted with her erogenous zones. 214 00:50:44,713 --> 00:50:45,756 Perfect. 215 00:50:46,090 --> 00:50:48,050 She was absolutely perfect... 216 00:50:48,300 --> 00:50:52,471 and she also possessed a sense unknown to Man. 217 00:50:52,506 --> 00:50:53,931 And for good reason! 218 00:53:07,981 --> 00:53:11,693 Thanks to Kim, I'd found my will to work again. 219 00:53:12,111 --> 00:53:14,328 I started preparing Byron's film. 220 00:53:14,363 --> 00:53:16,198 Every now and then, I'd take a break. 221 00:53:16,698 --> 00:53:18,700 Kim was always ready to please. 222 00:53:19,243 --> 00:53:20,452 As for me... 223 00:53:20,619 --> 00:53:22,788 I was always ready to play with my new toy. 224 00:53:24,331 --> 00:53:29,753 I wonder if Dr. Frankenstein had the same rapport with his creature... 225 00:55:55,232 --> 00:55:57,442 I felt the need to go even further. 226 00:55:57,734 --> 00:56:00,404 I decided to test the reactions of an outsider. 227 00:56:00,571 --> 00:56:04,157 Byron, my film director, presented an opportunity. 228 00:56:04,491 --> 00:56:08,287 He came by to talk about the script which was supposed to surprise me. 229 00:56:08,829 --> 00:56:10,872 Who would be more surprised? 230 00:56:11,164 --> 00:56:14,543 The rocket fades and, in the distance, the planet explodes. 231 00:56:15,586 --> 00:56:16,545 So? 232 00:56:19,214 --> 00:56:20,173 What? 233 00:56:21,300 --> 00:56:25,262 Well... Aren't you bothered by the fact that I changed the ending? 234 00:56:27,556 --> 00:56:28,557 Oh no. 235 00:56:29,474 --> 00:56:30,559 Not at all. 236 00:56:48,243 --> 00:56:49,411 So? 237 00:57:11,475 --> 00:57:12,434 Well... 238 00:57:13,852 --> 00:57:18,023 Yes... You're very pretty but... Listen... 239 00:57:19,232 --> 00:57:20,192 Well... 240 00:57:21,610 --> 00:57:23,695 Yes... I'm okay if... 241 00:57:24,738 --> 00:57:27,574 Oh no... No... Not the... 242 00:57:29,117 --> 00:57:30,077 Well... 243 00:58:26,091 --> 00:58:30,637 - Why, you're quite a host. - She's a real gem, isn't she? 244 00:58:33,098 --> 00:58:37,436 No doubt, Byron didn't know he was making love to a robot. 245 00:58:38,186 --> 00:58:39,146 Naturally. 246 00:58:39,354 --> 00:58:42,441 She was more feminine than any woman I'd ever met. 247 00:59:47,172 --> 00:59:49,174 Yes, go on... 248 01:01:21,224 --> 01:01:23,435 Congratulations, my dear... 249 01:01:27,355 --> 01:01:29,316 Thanks to Kim's talents, 250 01:01:29,608 --> 01:01:32,068 Byron asked me to write his next film. 251 01:01:32,611 --> 01:01:35,697 He insisted that Kim play the lead. 252 01:01:36,364 --> 01:01:38,199 Of course, I remained vague. 253 01:01:39,075 --> 01:01:40,535 Kim, an actress? 254 01:01:40,911 --> 01:01:45,165 Although an actress who can't talk is a dream for any lazy screenwriter. 255 01:01:45,582 --> 01:01:47,667 Anyway, everything was going well. 256 01:01:48,585 --> 01:01:49,544 Very well. 257 01:01:50,670 --> 01:01:51,671 Too well. 258 01:02:45,100 --> 01:02:47,185 She's charming... but very quiet. 259 01:02:48,812 --> 01:02:51,815 Indeed... She doesn't talk. 260 01:02:56,444 --> 01:03:00,156 - A deaf-mute? - No, she only speaks Norwegian. 261 01:03:00,323 --> 01:03:03,034 - She's Norwegian. - I see. 262 01:03:04,536 --> 01:03:06,413 I came to take a few of my things. 263 01:03:07,205 --> 01:03:09,791 I'll leave room for your little Norwegian. 264 01:03:11,042 --> 01:03:14,421 Although... her wardrobe seems limited. 265 01:03:18,842 --> 01:03:22,012 You needn't bother. I know the way. 266 01:03:34,065 --> 01:03:35,567 You don't have to worry. 267 01:03:35,984 --> 01:03:38,028 It's all finished between us. 268 01:03:41,865 --> 01:03:44,367 Okay, you're nice but leave me alone now. 269 01:03:44,402 --> 01:03:45,410 What are you doing? 270 01:03:49,539 --> 01:03:50,498 What... 271 01:03:55,086 --> 01:03:56,296 What are you doing? 272 01:06:44,839 --> 01:06:46,799 That's lovely. 273 01:07:02,941 --> 01:07:05,360 Leave us alone. You're not wanted here. 274 01:07:05,395 --> 01:07:06,659 - But... - Get lost. 275 01:07:06,694 --> 01:07:10,198 Let me come in peace. It never happened to me in this house before. 276 01:07:10,233 --> 01:07:12,200 Go play with your thing in the garden. 277 01:07:12,235 --> 01:07:13,618 You're really annoying us. 278 01:07:22,085 --> 01:07:25,380 For the first time, she had disobeyed me. 279 01:07:25,964 --> 01:07:28,508 Maybe it was time for a check-up. 280 01:07:29,050 --> 01:07:31,010 Same as a car after 5000 miles. 281 01:07:46,109 --> 01:07:47,068 Whore! 282 01:08:00,707 --> 01:08:01,666 Oh, yes... 283 01:08:08,172 --> 01:08:10,925 Pygmalion must have had the same problems. 284 01:08:10,960 --> 01:08:13,236 But mine had no end in sight. 285 01:08:13,271 --> 01:08:15,513 They were just beginning. 286 01:08:40,246 --> 01:08:42,081 Here... Here's the mail. 287 01:08:44,042 --> 01:08:47,003 I was just... bringing the... uh... mail. 288 01:08:54,927 --> 01:08:57,013 What... What are you doing? 289 01:08:57,305 --> 01:08:58,514 What do you want? 290 01:09:00,058 --> 01:09:02,143 No, no, it's just the... 291 01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:03,895 The mail... 292 01:09:07,148 --> 01:09:09,191 No! I only brought the mail. 293 01:09:09,226 --> 01:09:11,235 What are you... No, stop! 294 01:09:11,444 --> 01:09:12,403 But... What... 295 01:09:13,196 --> 01:09:14,280 Stop it now! 296 01:09:15,323 --> 01:09:16,366 Stop it! 297 01:10:09,919 --> 01:10:13,214 What could I do? Destroy my creation? 298 01:10:13,381 --> 01:10:16,968 Possible but... I couldn't bring myself to do It. 299 01:12:11,290 --> 01:12:13,083 Whore... 300 01:12:13,118 --> 01:12:14,877 Whore! 301 01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:17,129 Whore! 302 01:12:42,196 --> 01:12:44,407 I'd nearly found perfection. 303 01:12:48,035 --> 01:12:51,581 Now, I was going to reach perfection. True perfection. 304 01:13:51,265 --> 01:13:54,393 This time... I was truly happy. 305 01:13:54,685 --> 01:13:56,354 And fully reassured. 306 01:15:51,635 --> 01:15:52,595 And then... 307 01:15:53,304 --> 01:15:54,889 something went wrong. 308 01:19:09,917 --> 01:19:11,502 Well, my good man. 309 01:19:12,002 --> 01:19:13,837 What have they done to us? 310 01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:16,757 What have they done to me? 311 01:19:17,174 --> 01:19:19,134 What have I become? 312 01:20:02,636 --> 01:20:04,972 I had no will of my own anymore. 313 01:20:06,056 --> 01:20:08,100 I accepted every one of their whims. 314 01:20:08,559 --> 01:20:09,518 A male object. 315 01:20:10,561 --> 01:20:13,355 I had become... a male object. 316 01:20:14,148 --> 01:20:15,482 A robot. 317 01:25:51,777 --> 01:25:55,530 THE END